- Me: Look at these ships. Aren't they neat?
- Wouldn't you say my blog is complete?
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who ships, everything.
- I've got fanfics and crackships a plenty,
- I've got headcannons and feelings galore.
- You want OTPs? I've got twenty!
- But who cares? No big deal. I ship mooooorrrreee.
- I wanna ship, what the writers ship,
- I wanna see, wanna see them kissing,
- Getting together and being, what do you call it? Oh- canon!
- Shippin' noncanon you don't get too far,
- Emotions cause you to fangirl, sobbing,
- Trying to remember to- what's that word again? Breathe!
- There where they kiss, there where they stare,
- There where they share the same space and aiiiiirrrrr!
- On my screen,
- wish they could be,
- a canon ship.
- What would I give if they could have more scenes together?
- What would I pay to spend a day watching them speak?
- Betcha online, they understand,
- That I can't handle my emotions.
- Diehard shippers, sick of wishing,
- ready to edittttt...
- I'm ready to know what the writers know,
- Ask 'em my questions and get some answers!
- Why won't they write it? Why are they- what's the word- evil?
- When's it my turn?
- Wouldn't I love, love to watch my ship fall in looooove!
- Right on my screen, wish they could be,
- a canon ship.
Been refered to an Eating Disorder clinic.
I really dont want to put on any weight. I need to lose more.
This isnt going to be fun.
That is all.
snarky damon: I MISSED YOU BABY YOU’RE SO MEAN AND HOTTTT
rippah stefan: OMFG SO FUCKING SEXY KILL MORE PEOPLE
psycho alaric: WOW HE IS SO MUCH HOTTER NOW DAMN HAVE MY BABIES.
P.S You are a slutmuffin. And that is why I love you. Whore.
Wish her a happy 17th here: JustAnotherCuteTumblr <———